WATCHEPEDIA DIRECTIVE TO: Cedrick, Address Supervisor

1: KEEP THE EMAIL LIST PURE AND ACCURATE!

2: Every Name must be accurate.

3: New names must be verified and posted within 24 hrs

4: You must get new names to add every day.

The Management.

From Cedrick:

In order to comply with all of the mailing rules and policies here,  I have to make sure that you do not receive duplicate or unwanted emails from us and that's not easy....

So that I may keep my job here, as "Address Supervisor," in the basement office, with no windows, in this address factory, with Watchepedia Company, I was given the order, to keep the addresses correct and that no one gets anything from us that is unwanted, OR ELSE!

THIS IS AN URGENT REQUEST FOR YOU TO RESPOND.  EITHER OPT. IN OR OPT. OUT SO I MAY KEEP MY JOB AND BE ABLE TO  FEED MY TWO CATS AND LIVE A NICE QUIET LIFE HERE.

When you receive an email from us, Opt. IN or ask to be removed. I do not want you to be removed but if you have to then thats fine, at least my lists will be accurate or pure as management says.

THIS IS IMPORTANT.


Cedrick
Address Control Supervisor

P.S. I get more pay when I get more subscribers, so you may want to forward this website address to someone who likes watches and would like to see my cats get fat.
Cedrick

Think of my cats......I have two cats who have to eat and be able to live an adventurous life.

Cedrick
Address  Supervisor
Cedrick/mtf

cedrickaddresssup@mac.com